Funny Stupid Pick Up Lines

If you were sprite, i’d obey my thirst! Hey baby, i may be stupid :) roses are red, violets are blue poems are stupid, just like i am for you (i saw a similar line, and thought this sounded. No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at.

You’re giving me a toothache. If i had a nickel for every time i saw someone as beautiful as you, i’d have five cents. Are you by chance an archaeologist?

I’d say god bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I’m the 1 you need. I'm no mathematician, but i'm pretty good with numbers. Or should i walk past you again? With a hilarious tinder starter, you can make your boring dates into exiting one, and laughter is the.